Sword Swapper

A guy who doesn’t mind fornicating with a woman after another guy has already done so with that woman.

“Man, that new girl next door has had her eye on you for weeks.”

I hear you man but I’m not a sword swapper, she’s guaranteed to have indulged in some non PG actions already.

by Allknowingbutstillgrowing October 10, 2022

Magical cinnamon roll sword

Someone who hides they’re gooey sensitive interior inside crusty exterior. Acts like they aren’t sweet but really are. A wonderful friend. Always up for adventure and down for road trips to anywhere. Makes a lot of dad jokes. Some are funny.

Valerie is a magical cinnamon roll sword who is too good for this world

by Hernerbernerner June 3, 2018

Sword fight

This is what it's called when two dudes getting a fight in the shower naked

James stole a soup from Chris so he caught him in the shower and there were sword fighting like Peter Pan and Captain Hook

by Dapaperman May 6, 2022

Sworded

When you piss out your vaginal or penial gland and your Butthole at the same damn time.

I just sworded.

Damn she’s a sworder.

That man just sworded. Pause...

by Master Produkt May 8, 2018

Sword Dancer

Refers to a person that shows prowess on fellatio.

The way she sucked blew my mind and my load. She is a true sword dancer.

by <34DD April 6, 2015

pork sword

penis

my pork sword is small

by suck3 May 18, 2022

The Bastard Sword

Mcguffin of the film of the same name.

I'm looking for a sword, The Bastard Sword.
Have you heard of it?

by Largo La Grande July 10, 2018