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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geicomug.
A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicomug.
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
mugGet the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Lumpy Switch Around

A sex activity where you and your partner/partners form a circle ass up, then a person in the center of the ass circle uses a lumpy cucumber to fuck a person of their choice. Then the two people swap places and the new person in the center gets to choose who to fuck with the lumpy cucumber.
Yeah i had a good weekend. Me and the boys had a lumpy switch around on saturday so i spent all sunday cleaning up.
by NotNotGeno January 11, 2021
mugGet the Lumpy Switch Aroundmug.
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<.7.9.7.6.>Angel "'`~`Switch`'`knife`'`switcH`~`'"Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>
mugGet the <.7.9.7.6.>Angel "'`~`Switch`'`knife`'`switcH`~`'"Soler Aresesisa Arisesisa A Coon Ball For JOse ANtonio reyes, Because, And I Repeat, The Personification Ofu Felu's Shiva<.7.9.7.6.>mug.

Switch

An illegal gun modification that allows semi-automatic gun to turn fully automatic. Typically used on Glocks.
Bro I put a switch on a sniper, it shoots fast asf.
by Luxid October 8, 2022
mugGet the Switchmug.

Light switch

Incredibly attractive and erotic women. Capable of turning somebody on as a light switch would.
Jon: Emily was looking bad today.
Alfred: Facts, she is a light switch.
by JohnRanford1993 July 4, 2022
mugGet the Light switchmug.

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