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the only thing that could outmatch ANYTHING IN THE WORLD, IT DELETE ALL OF THE SADNESS
well you wont be getting another main line series game, but I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geico
by someone else thats not u April 8, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurace by switching to geicomug.
A phrase you should promptly say for comedic effect in any setting where someone is seeking feedback on something but there is a pregnant pause...
Presenter: So, does anyone have any thoughts on this planned organizational change?
...tic ...tic ...tic ...tic
"I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico"
laughter ensues, pressure is relieved, feedback session is over and everyone can get the hell out of there...
Or Icy stare from management, you are summarily fired a few weeks later for some drummed up offense...
by HalLloyd July 29, 2021
mugGet the I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geicomug.
The act of “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch” is when you are naked flex sealed to a ceiling fan spinning like a helicopter, while your girls under you cock in mouth. meanwhile chop is sitting by the door watching as he flicks the light switch.
last night alexis wanted to try the “helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switch”… now my cock hurts.
by pu$$y $layer69 February 19, 2022
mugGet the helicopter ceiling fan flex seal 9000 while chop flips the light switchmug.

Switch Nose Grind

The act of using the opposite nostril you’re accustomed to, whilst doing cocaine.
After three straight days of partying I couldn’t breathe outta my right nostril, so I had to pull a Switch Nose Grind
by hellakellerd November 6, 2019
mugGet the Switch Nose Grindmug.

Bate and Switch

When the porn you’re watching cuts to the guy’s taint right when you are about to nut.
So I was about to cum to Angela White’s tits bouncing when boom, I got Bate and Switched. Worst nut ever.
by RawDawg69420 May 4, 2020
mugGet the Bate and Switchmug.

Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia
Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?
by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021
mugGet the Switchmug.

switch boy

A boy that can cross-dress at any time, as he switches gender
Oh john? yeah, hes a switch boy, i see them everyday
by my dogs are fighting.com December 8, 2017
mugGet the switch boymug.

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