Shrek

Shrek is a onion. He has layers like onions. Shrek is a god unlike you. (endless ur Shrek) If you isn’t in the Shrek religion then you isn’t good.

Shrek, god of all.

by Actor202 December 21, 2019

Shrek

Sexy Honka lonka

Shrek is sexy

by September 21, 2020

Shrek

Shrek is ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek

by Shrekhater June 07, 2022

Shrek

Shrek is bald and ugly and has no hoes. Also he stinks

Robert: I fucking hate Shrek
Bea: I hate bald people

by Shrekhater June 07, 2022

shrek

someone who made me and many other people question our sexuality and ask why our dick inflated a little bit

oh my he is a shrek

by kishibe March 15, 2021

Shrek

The chadest of chads. A god on Earth. The true definition of peak physique. The one we all look up to. The god of gods. Simply put, the definition of perfection. No one can be perfect. No one can be Shrek.

Wow! This cake is Shrek!

It's perfect

by ShrekJoemama January 17, 2022

Shrek

A big fat smexy ogre thats green and falls in love with donkey they get married and have sticky little kids that have mohawks and pink hair

"OH SHREK AND DONKEY HAD KIDS"

by izlourob November 06, 2019