The Oral Robert

After watching March madness all day, your girlfriend queefs in your mouth before you eat her out

Bailey was so excited after the basketball game she did the oral Robert

by 4skin15 March 21, 2021

caiden Roberts

he tells everybody he’s straight but soon to turn out as gay or bisexual, he is also a very nice boy but can be a thief (takes boys underwear) specifically boys called oscar toft, overall he is a nice boy but sometimes a tad strange

oscar: mum can u see my pants

Oh no maybe caiden Roberts stole them

by I love fag October 24, 2022

Jaime Roberts

if you have ever come into contact with Jaime you will know that he is horrible and he will do anything to get his own way and will hurt you and you wont even realise. he will make you life hell because all he does is steel, lie, pawn and a lot more but he will make it look like he is in the wrong but underneath all of that is a bunch of lies that if you think are the truth you will be damaged. so stay away from him.

STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM JAIME ROBERTS!!!!!!!

by rob stell April 4, 2019

Robert Miovsky

Coolest dude you'll ever meet.

Robert Miovsky is Robert Miovsky.

by GR8iTUD June 10, 2018

Robert Effield

A father that works hard for his family. He is a camping and four wheel driving enthusiast that loves a good beer with mates. When asking him a question just be prepared for a positive grunt or a negative grunt, no matter what type of answer you require.

child: "i love you dad"
Robert Effield: *positively grunts*

by a literal child August 12, 2022

Robert E.

An individual who stands out from the crowd with his terrible Dad or pun jokes. He can be heard with his distinct Asthma infused seizure animal call which sounds his habitat in a high pitched decibel, an alternative "nose laugh" may be heard in rare cases. A Robert E. or a Robertus Abusmaximus is a rather large creature that walks on its 2's and is by default muscular and very athletic, defined by its very strong abdominal strength and vascular biceps.

A Robert E's diet consists of a balanced diets, mainly being Tuna of assorted flavourings and the occasional pizza. A Robert E loves to maintain a balanced and will work out for 20 minutes to burn off excess energy.

The most common attribute of a Robert E is that it likes to sound its prey terrible dad or pun jokes causing ear drum ruptures and eyes to fall out and wither. Anyone who lives to see the next day after experiencing the Robert joke usually develop mental disorders like autism or dementia causing breaking down in life.

e.g.

Robert E. "Hey guys did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?"

Audience "No"

Robert E. "The food was good, but it had no atmosphere"

Robert E. "haha good one me"

by injct7retardawannaz December 3, 2013

Robert Hayward

The ultimate human, a form of life often considered to be immortal and unbelievably incredible. Also known as- Goatward, Kingward, and Beautifulnessward.

OMG, there's Robert Hayward, I just creamed

by Haywardlover101 August 22, 2023