good bloke, loves a bit of cucumber with his ham and cheese to spice things up. Love is an understatement for he attraction to yellow rubber ducks. But the one downside is that he is absolutely WANK at hockey.
by Big Cunt Master March 30, 2019
Get the Oscar A-Omug. Oscar is the biggest simp, any lady that he finds he will lay out a red carpet for them just so he can get into the friendzone
Oscar is a massive simp
by Ooogagooga March 3, 2020
Get the Oscarmug. When you put Oscar Meyer Bologna in a sock and heat it up in the microwave and use it to masturbate with.
by Me44longtime October 13, 2023
Get the Oscar Sockingmug. by natalienunnchincheck October 15, 2023
Get the Oscarmug. The guy you want to be with all the time. It doesn't matter if you're at a party having a lot of fun or in class bored as hell, if he's there, you're having a good time. Often times, you'd rather to things that are usually boring, than do fun things, as long as he's present.
When he looks at you, his kind eyes shine bright and his facial structure is just perfect. You can dream though, he's way out of your league and probably won't notice you. But he's a very special person.
When he looks at you, his kind eyes shine bright and his facial structure is just perfect. You can dream though, he's way out of your league and probably won't notice you. But he's a very special person.
Person 1: I really wish Oscar was here.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Everything is just better when he's around.
Person 2: How so?
Person 1: Everything is just better when he's around.
by avenoir April 11, 2019
Get the Oscarmug. by poo123testicles July 30, 2025
Get the Oscar Mottmug. by FreshWords April 2, 2022
Get the Oscar Slapmug.