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non driving motherfucker 

1. (Noun) A person who acts like a back seat driver
2. (Noun) A person who doesn't have a driver's license and proceeds to tell a licensed driver how to drive, where to turn, etc.
3. (Noun) Anyone who doesn't drive and is a passenger in a car who complains about every facet of the driver's behavior on the road.
I wish this non driving motherfucker would let me drive her to work. Next time, she can take the bus!

"Stop telling me how to drive you non driving motherfucker! If you want, you can get your own license!"
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whats pimping motherfucker 

How people in the south side of Chicago say hello
whats pimping motherfucker
Fuck you say to me.
*pop*
*pow*
*boom*

YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER 

One of DarkViperAU's most viewed clips
also kind of funny to say
YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER

Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker 

It's when your significant other is standing in front of you telling you the most ridiculous bold face lie but all you can do is laugh.
He came home at 3:30 am telling me his car broke down but his Google Maps told me what a Fat Lipped Pinocchio Nose Motherfucker liar he is.

Mr. Lit Ass MotherFucker 

Gets you shit and lets you order food in his class
Yo Mr. Lit Ass Motherfucker let mr let me order food in his class.

motherflucker 

Friend: are you a mothafucka
Me: nah I'm a motherflucker

mitherfucker 

What you call bad drivers
That is a mitherfucker did you see them change lanes like that