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Joe Biten

Joe Biten is a nice president that bites a lot, though he is a punk ass weirdo. His brother is Joe Biden and they've both been presidents multiple times. But since Joe Biten bites a lot, people stopped electing him which is why he's not famous anymore. No one talks about him anymore and the public doesn't know his mysterious lifestyle. He was a popular bastard in 2015. The only person that knows where he lives is Donald Trump, since he's also a bastard. Another fun fact is that Joe Biten Trump, George the Third Trump, and Thomas Jefferson Trump are all a part of the Warner Brothers and produced Harry Potter and Harry Styles. A spoiler is that Harry Potter killed Sirius Black. The full story of all these people will be in the link below. (There's no link below.)
And yes, this whole story is 100% true, otherwise why would it be in the dictionary?!
Damn, is that Joe Biden in Walmart!?
Shit Luke, are you dumb? That's Joe BITEN. He bites a lot, don't come up close to him, he's like a crazy wild animal. After Walmart, he'll have a meeting with lions that also bite. Isn't it obvious they're his close friends?
by BigPutz41 April 27, 2022
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Being Joe

Someone who is very friendly and is known by the whole city. Wants to be known by everyone and tries to hard to fit in.
She Joe as shit, she follow everyone.

Oh I know her, that's that one joe girl that talks to every nigga in the city
"You're Being Joeas shit! You don't even know the boul!"
Example: 215.sarah
by That one philly boul June 20, 2023
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Joe briben

Presidents nickname since he has been accused of bribes from Ukraine
Joe Briben was allegedly taking to the Ukrainian govt in exchange to fire the prosecutor
by Tamkin cpa June 14, 2023
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joe the homeowner

joe the homeowner another word for a homeowner who likes to do their own repairs rather than paying a professional

to do the job
my bathroom sink started leaking yesterday with a trip to the hardware store for parts joe the homeowner got it done without paying a professional to do the job
by littlejimmie March 11, 2019
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Joe Dono

A piece of shit scammer that has a shop do 16k worth of work to his moms Celica, and when its time to pay up, he says he doesnt have the money and has his girlfriend try to do a $60 down payment. After that fails he asks the shop to park outside so he could steal it. After THAT fails he calls the cops and says they beat him up and ran him over, where they promptly tell him to pound sand..
Joe Dono: Hey I cant pay for the car but could you park it out front please?

JapWorks: No go fuck yourself
by Tamparacing October 9, 2008
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“Sleepy” Joe

A person who sniffs children and women and touches them inappropriately.
Did you see that guy? He was acting like “sleepy” Joe around those kids.
by Sleepy Joe Biden December 7, 2020
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joe sugg

An incredible, amazing vlogger, youtuber and entertainer with over one million subscribers. Out of youtube he thatched roofs which he very much enjoyed. This inspired his youtube name thatcherjoe.

Many people now him as he is the brother to Zoe Sugg or Zoella on youtube. He is also friends with many other youtubers such as Alfie Deyes (who is Zoes boyfriend), Marcus Butler and Casper Lee. Adding onto that he has recently moved into a house with Casper Lee.
vlogger youtuber Zoella zoe sugg Joe Sugg
by Youtube obsessed April 18, 2014
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