Headbutting his jocks

When a massive big Grogan is knocking on the back door, It's headbutting your jocks.
Bill ran in urgency to the rest room after 24 chicken nuggets and 3 red bulls for breakfast. He was on a tight line if he could make it or not after his tummy got full of all that junk.
He knew if this massive Grogan that was headbutting his jocks wasn't gone from his sphincter he was going to have a mess on his hands after the exorcism of his anus took place in the porcelain throne room.
by Rusty Trombosis March 13, 2024
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Jock-mattress

A girl that constantly sleeps with a guy(or guys) that are jocks
She’s still sleeping with him, what a jock-mattress

Shut up, jock-mattress
by Mrsknoxoverstreet November 01, 2020
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Burger jock

A loud obnoxious, rude and self righteous American.
Whilst travelling our tour was completely overrun by burger jocks.
by Jay654321 December 03, 2014
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Jock Dolly

A new twist on the classic jock who has a bit of metro-sexual in him although they have the classic love of sport and are idolized in their schools they no longer are associated with being dumb or unhygienic. The term can also be used for top athletes.
Did you cristiano ronaldo he turned out to be such a Jock Dolly

David Beckham is the biggest Jock Dolly athletic and stylish
by lolXDsleep May 01, 2012
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Stupid Oxford Jock

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.
by fortnightninjaballz69 March 10, 2022
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Control Jock

CJ

A person that identifies as a DJ (disc jockey), but uses a midi based controller to mix music. Instead of the more conventional commonly used turntables or cdjs.
There were 2 djs,one live act, and a (CJ) control jock in the lineup last night.
by Maser vinz November 09, 2022
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Nun in a jock strap

Used when describing how one can feel in an unneccesary awkward situation.
Stina: How weird was it when they scolded me for having my period.
Lina: Yeah... that made me feel like a nun in a jock strap!
by anitsanil November 28, 2017
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