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Christian horniness

The feeling of needing something you can't have yet. Horniness levels are highest in teens but they're not old enough to get married and do something about it.
So you and your boyfriend/girlfriend just have to sit quietly on your sexual needs until you can get that ring. And the only thing you can do to entertain the horniness or to feel better is just to talk about it and fantasize.✨
I wish you all luck in finding a partner who loves you enough to wait
Guy 1: "Damn, I'm horny😩"
Guy 2: "Don't you have a girlfriend? Why don't you guys have sex?"
Guy 1: "It's Christian horniness"

Girl 1: "Oh girl I know that look. You want it baddd😏"
Girl 2: "Bruh if we could fuck that'd be heavenly, but I can't cause we're not married yet"
Girl 1: "Oh dang you stuck with that Christian horniness huh?"
by CaptainFlapjacks October 24, 2023
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Lord Horny

The god of all, many people look up to them and they’re very swaggy

They’re the type of person who can read you like a book and is very chill and laid back but is a complete dumbass and can’t remember anything for shit! They aren’t praised by many but the ones who do usually end up with good luck and have mommy issues
Person 1: “Hey, I praise Lord Horny!”
Person 2: “The chill ass god who is horny and kind of dumb?”
Person 1: “Exactly!”
by Chillydog___ March 22, 2021
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Peter horny

the term of being as excited or “horny” as the character Your Boyfriend from the game YBF when in contact with anything or the player, referred to as Y/N.
i didn’t know i managed to make you peter horny
by s0urcrow September 4, 2021
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Horny Weasel

Someone with a weasel profile picture who writes smut
Person 1: Hey did you read what Weirdo wrote?
Person 2: Yeah, classic Horny Weasel shit
by ChaosMates June 20, 2022
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Horny computer

When you open your Laptop or device and you encounter the porn that you forgot to delete the night before when you were jacking off. The terms also decried opening the computer and you see pornhub when it opens.
Stop it horny computer! Your gonna get me in trouble >:(
by Dentor February 16, 2020
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horny weirdo

someone who is horny all the time and literally can’t control themselves even though they believe there’s nothing wrong with them when there seriously is. They usually use this horny facade to mask their sadness. So they’re sad and horny
“God Craig is such a
horny weirdo
by Xtrarip January 27, 2019
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horny templar

one bad muddafuka who gets real horny when altair with that big hidden blade of his...mmmm...good!
When a heavily metal dressed jackass wielding a bigass sword that stabs assassins in the ass comes across the room, you take a look at him and say: 'Now that's a horny templar!'
by Poșchină Bogdan Alin December 16, 2012
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