helmet level activity

some retarded ass shit

yo bro i smoked a fat doob im on some helmet level activity

by The gasser August 10, 2021

safety helmet

Offensive: synonym for "retard", "spastic", etc. Used in reference to safety helmets that some severely disabled people wear to mitigate head trauma. Can also be used as a derogative term for an autistic person that weaponizes their condition in order to cry-bully or coerce others.

The Earth isn't flat and vaccines are safe. Stop spewing bullshit, you fucking safety helmet.

by UDUser4820 June 19, 2021

Indoor Helmet

A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.

Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!

Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!

Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!

Bobby : OWWWW!

by Kainaluboi July 8, 2012

Making a Helmet

To gain and erection and successfully ejaculate to a set of hentai pictures found abroad the internet.

John said, "Woah, I just made the biggest helmet! These instructions are really thorough. Awwwww yeah!" "John," Said Hailey, "You are really hot whenever you're making a helmet on my face.

by bloodi x wolf April 29, 2010

Painting Helmets

Sucking dick

Painting helmets means a person who loves to eat cum. Paint that helmet. Don’t stop you cum-guzzler!

by Mr magoo December 4, 2020

Whistling Helmet

When you shake your dick after pissing and it starts whistling.

Oi Gaz you've got whistling helmet

by Craig King August 20, 2022

Salmon Helmet

Perhaps the trite comical definition of the act of putting one's entire cranius inside a Woman's Vagina being called a "Salmon Helmet" can effectively make up for the horrid practice some cowboy types used to do which involved cutting off tribal Vaginas and stretching them over saddlehorns to cure into wearable "Salmon Helmets" in conquistadore style for instance.

Macy's was having a clearance on "Salmon Helmets" and the horny Asian exchange student Woman that worked at the local museum made certain to aquire them all...

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019