Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

by Ruffstough October 16, 2009

short-handed

one of two things:

a) in hockey, a situation where your team is down a man because one your players is in the penalty box

b) a phrase meaning without any particular effort

person 1) Can Sidney Crosby score a short-handed goal after his injury of January 2011?

person 2): IMHO Sidney Crosby will do so not only short-handed, but also blindfolded at the same time.

by Sexydimma October 5, 2012

one handed computing

Using only the mouse to browse the kind of sites that require the other hand free for something else ;)

The wife is in a mood - looks like I'll be doing some one handed computing tonight

by BubaMan January 29, 2014

left-handed bitch

A good friend who will stop at nothing until you are satisfied. This friend will rip through the earth and sun to make sure are happy and contempt. They will also gladly pleasure you if you so require. Do not mistake this as them having sexual desires towards you, they simply a really good friend. You're lucky if you inquire a left-handed bitch since they are the best friend you can ask for.

You mustn't mistreat your left-handed bitch as they can become very angry, very quickly. Keep them away from any sharp objects, or the internet and you will be safe.

Wow Felix, thanks for this birthday party, you're the best left-handed bitch I could ask for.

by Robby62775 May 19, 2019

caught hairy handed

The act of masturbaiting and getting caught and your excuse is that you were shaving your pubes.

"Hey brandon, were you just masterbaiting?

No I was just Caught hairy handed

by Caught Hairy Handed December 30, 2015

a left handed bandit

Someone who jerks off with their left hand.

Im kinda ambidextrous like Im a lefty but I'm not a left handed bandit.

by Killarank July 12, 2017

one-hander

A one-hander is when you only use one hand to open a soda can. This is accomplished by holding tight with the thumb and middle finger and pushing the tab up with the index finger.

1) - Man, have you learnt the one-hander?
- Yeah, learnt it yesterday.

2) One-hand that Coke.

3) You're the one-hander master?

by Holden C. October 7, 2006