/'ɡranē skərt/
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
Verb
Verb: granny skrt; 3rd person present: granny skrts; past tense: granny skrted; gerund or present participle: granny skrting; past participle: granny skrted
1. To drive safe and lawfully. More often, under the speed limit.
2. To goof on people in proximity to slow drivers. Especially, when positioned inside of a slow turn. e.g. (parked or standing) If 'cut off' by a slow driver.
3. Celebratory shout to witnessing a very slow driver.
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