Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

Gamer Soup

a delectable stew made with a broth base of mtn dew and monster, with choice of gummy candy, traditionally made with sour patch kids.

"what have you been up to?"
"I've only eaten gamer soup for the last 5 days"
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Rabbit's dictionary July 6, 2020

Gamer crease

When you're hair gets pushed down leaving a crease from a headset

Max: look at Kierans gamer crease.
Joe: that's so bad.

by Plats_ November 12, 2019

mk gamer

someone who plays mk games

Ewwww you mk gamer... stop playing games in class and listen!

by Yeet dab Yeet dab Yeet dab September 13, 2018

gamer logic

(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.

First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!

Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!

Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!

Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*

by Buzzard Smoke December 20, 2014

Gamer rage

A intense fury that burns within a gamer when interrupted in gamer mode. It can lead to extreme bouts of Psychosis and cause the gamer to commit multiple felonies.

John: “what happened to your wife”
Derek: “caused gamer rage which led me to punch her and hide the body”

by Gaming Mode July 5, 2019

Tanooki Gamer

A hyper carry that plays fortnite and has more than 14 boyfriends and is currently 10 and is a grill. Likes to catch up on slang,
ex, "Toxic" "Bot" "Diskko Diskko!" "Aumba" "Mommi"

First met in a random squads game when she was humble, after watching twitch for a few months she has become the ultimate hyper carry and likes to bully people.

Me: Hi Tanooki

Tanooki Gamer: Hi bot.

Me: *confused af*

Tanooki Gamer: Want to hear my battle cry?

Me: NOO PLEEASE TAN....

Tanooki Gamer: *loud af high pitched noise* "EEEEEEEEEE"

Me: *dead*

by imstidd August 13, 2019