When you squeeze two big folds of skin together on a really really fat chick and use it instead of her pussy to drop your load. Then, when you are finished, you grab the two big folds of skin and pull them open while making a noise like you are cracking a fortune cookie. You then say "Lookie Lookie there's a fortune in the cookie" (while saying this, you are using your finger to push your jizz into a little pool) Then you say " It say "Cream of SumYoungGuy feel no good in your eye" and scoop up your jizz and throw it in her eye before running out.
by Magooru November 5, 2010
Get the Fatty Fortune Cookiemug. The overweight girls who are always in the front row watching any small venue band. They know all the words to every song and insist on letting you know they know the words... They bake cookies or a cake and have signs for every band members birthday.
by flax64 February 4, 2010
Get the Front row fattysmug. by Guy with a big penis November 25, 2014
Get the fatty fat chipsmug. by nabsnoobs July 6, 2016
Get the fatty bom bommug. by PA69guy January 20, 2018
Get the Fattie banger magnetmug. Fatty Matty 😊
Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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Fatty Matty has a wrinkly dog
fatty Matty doesn’t stop eating hot dogs
Fatty Matty has no balls
and he’s so fat he has to crawl
Fatty Matty wanks off chicks
he defo has a small inverted dick
~ Kloe *****
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by klutzygaylea July 13, 2020
Get the Fatty Matty Poemmug. by The Real Torence April 21, 2018
Get the fatty ol rumpmug.