dork hoe

A dork hoe is someone whom is not only a slut/hoe, but also a dork/stupid as fuck.

John: Ew, do you see that ratchet's torn pants?
Todd: Yea, what a dork hoe.

by Dorkhoe June 12, 2014

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011