Swan Dive

After taking a shit in a public facility, you take the toilet paper and dip it into the toilet water to soaken the toilet paper. Then you proceed the wipe your ass. This takes place of any handy wipes you have at home

Man, I had tacos for dinner last night, which led to me having to swan dive in the bathroom at work.

by DannyMc810204 August 14, 2016

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Dive Dart

A skydiver who's parachute malfunctions and doesn't deploy thus hitting the ground and dying. Also if parachute isn't pulled on purpose.

Me-Hey did you hear about about that guy at skydive USA?

Friend-Yeah man I heard he was a Dive Dart because he packed his chute wrong.

Me-Well he had a good run.

by UDoneMessedUpA-Aron August 15, 2017

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Dumpster Diving

(Verb): The act of eating the ass hold of another.

When she bent over in her short skirt with no panties on exposing that BROWN EYE, I knew right then I was going dumpster diving!

by She Johnson January 13, 2023

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Dumpster-diving

Attending a Trump rally; dangerous yet necessary risky behavior.

Despite the risk, I went dumpster-diving and attended a Trump rally.

by BD from EA November 1, 2020

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cheese dive

When you’re with an uncircumcised penis and you gotta stick your hand in that foreskin in order to reach that sweet sweet cheese

Jon, where were you last night?
Sorry man, i got carried away cheesediving, ended up in the hospital because they couldn't separate my hand from my dick.
Man, that cheese dive got intense

by magarina December 5, 2019

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info-diving

Diving into a topic and gathering information on said topic to the nth degree, often while forgetting to do basic human tasks like eat. Common with neurodivergent people.

P1: "Did you know elephants are the only mammals that cannot jump?"
P2: "How did you know that?"
P1: "I went info-diving about elephants the other day."

by Skit Tels May 23, 2023

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