stay at home defence

A player who shows consistent lack of skill/talent/ability. You place these players as far away as possible from scoring opportunities. They show some ability in that they can skate and hit. Coaches will often tell them it's because they are needed back to protect the net.

Oh, I don't score because I'm stay at home defence

by stayathomedefence March 24, 2017

Plant Pot Defender

Gay Bitch who smokes pot all day and is usually to busy for his friends and hates people, most likely a virgin on discord

that guys name is plant pot defender must be a homo

by Not TrevorBear123 January 19, 2021

Doon Academy of Defence

Best MNS coaching institute in India. Also leading in NDA, X&Y & CDS coaching. It's been always aspirants final choice.

Doon Academy of Defence is the best coaching in India.

by teafortushar November 25, 2021

Mu Qing Defender

Niki from Karma

"Mu qing did nothing wrong, I am a mu qing defender through and through, live laugh love mu qing"

by Sachi Mcdickweed November 17, 2023

The Father Ted defence

Catchphrase from the TV series Father Ted. When someone is caught stealing and they insist that the money was just resting in their account.

"Dave, can you give us an update on that guy who was abusing his power of attorney to steal from his grandmother?"
"Yeah, he was arrested and tried to use the Father Ted defence"

"really? how stupid does he think we are?"

by eveonline2017 April 8, 2024

Fort Knox defensive

When someone gets so defensive, it’s like trying to break into Fort Knox, just ain’t gonna break through to them.

Me: “Damn you really gonna put ketchup on macaroni and cheese??”
Them: “Yeah, and you’d know better if you had some taste!”
Me: “DAMN, you don’t have to get Fort Knox defensive on me…”

by na-meme42 April 21, 2024

Rolls-Royce defender

Much like a Rolls-Royce oozes power, speed and class, a Rolls-Royce defender is a centre back with traits such as physical dominance, strength, power, and a refined quality on the ball. They read the game well and make the game look effortless with their class and composure.

Julian - Rio Ferdinand was a Rolls-Royce defender. The game was too easy for him

David - William Saliba is Arsenal's Rolls-Royce

James - van Dijk is more of a Rolls-Royce than Kompany

by dst12345 July 6, 2024