dingle the dong

Masturbation for men
other slangs: beating the meat

I didn't dingle the dong for a week

by PissMaster64 December 2, 2022

dingle berry

dingle berry means a piece of poo hanging on butthairs.

You are a dingle berry.

by kayelyn April 9, 2021

quandale dingle

someone who is so down bad they're possibly below bedrock

look at that goofy AUHHHHHHHHHH quandale dingle, he's probably in a cave looking for minors

by squibapabebe April 3, 2022

Dingle Berry

A dried piece of fecal matter clinging to the hairs of an improperly cleaned anus, often in the form of balls. Negligence on the half of the human can lead to the build up of these unsavory clumps. These are especially loathsome during hot or humid days, when the dingle berry aggressor not only drags himself into the mud but also those around him.

Godamn that mans dingle berries stink!

Or

Godamn you can smell his dingle berry from here!

by Bastionofhopeoracle July 22, 2021

Screaming dingle-berry

the act of putting a full roll of toilet paper in a condom and shoving it inside of somebody

i told her i was going to freshen up...she wasnt expecting the screaming dingle-berry when i got out and she turned around

by fjskodkcksjcncjsmxn December 15, 2021

dingle barron

The guy who steals dingleberries.

That guy is a real dingle barron.

by JinxxRude January 1, 2020

Turkish quandale dingle

Member of the TikTok rizz party. 3rd in command but rumours going around that he may overthrow the leader.

“Yo bro have u heard that Turkish quandale dingle may overthrow blue tie guy”

by hellobyewhy April 18, 2024