crap-nuggs

i just failed every class!!

crap-nuggs! i was really hoping i wouldn't fail 6th grade for the ninth time!
by ohhhhcrapnuggs! July 31, 2009
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Peanut Crap

An insult referring to another persons intelligence
(Bob trips over nothing)
Fred: You peanut crap!!
by TiMdiZzLe April 19, 2008
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coffee crap

An exceptionally foul-smelling stool resulting from the recent consumption of coffee.
Fred: "Geez, what happened in there? Someone really grenaded the toilet."

Ted: "Must've been a coffee crap."
by i-preferpi April 29, 2010
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Crap-a-nap

When one passes out while taking a shit.
Person 1 : Where's James, haven't seen him in a while.
Person 2 : I think he's taking a crap-a-nap.
by Bonichetti September 30, 2011
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nerve-crapping

When you are facing a big test/challenge of which the result matters of some kind, the sudden urge too poo your guts out.
Mom: C'mon Brad, you are going to be late for your exam if you don't leave now!
Brad: But mom, i have to go to the bathroom! Can't make it! Serious case of nerve-crapping!
by Windowlicker b July 02, 2011
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crap hatch

Descriptive term for a womans asshole
Dr. Pig Pounder is here to plunge your crap hatch.

Nothing would top this night off better than me bottoming out your crap hatch.
by Asp 22 July 22, 2011
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crap cowboy

A person who enjoys particularly dirty anal sex.
Dude, you are such a crap cowboy! Stop trying to stick your hot rod into my asshole!
by charlesisawesome August 24, 2007
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