I almost got raped by a grisly trench digger last night so I gave her the old Hoof Her in the Front Butt and skee-daddled out if there.
by Moses Magoo April 17, 2015
When your having anal sex and part way through the sex act you quickly slip in an ice cube with no warning.
To perform the back end cold front properly and succesfully, to start you will need to have a drink next to you when you plan on having anal sex. Don't give any warning as to what you are going to do. The surprise is key. After a few minutes and the sphincter muscle is loose get a good size ice cube in your hand and when the moment is right slip it in the anus very quickly and keep penetrating the anus pushing the ice cube in farther.
by Irish Beast June 17, 2006
by Lenora June 27, 2008
To think you have a monopoly on all knowledge and wisdom in any one subject (e.g. golfing) but in all reality you are either:
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
1. Brand new at it yourself
2. Have no experience with the subject matter personally
3. Are a total tool who should not be giving anybody advice but to compensate you just quote philosophers and smart people to try and make yourself sound smart.
"Wow, Jerad keeps giving everyone 'expert' advice on how to manage a retreat but he just got the 'Retreat Manager' job one year ago! What a total front bumper douche master!"
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
"Brody is a total front bumper douche master. He keeps telling us how to do our jobs but he sucks at his!"
front bumper douche master
by Mr. BigStuff February 05, 2010
A group of people, normally friends who sit on the front row in lessons. They think them selves cool and pussy magnets, and they are, they are the elite of a school or college in terms of cool. However what they have in coolness they lack in their ability to understand what the fuck is going on in lessons. They sit their not understanding a word.
"guys wanna go sit on the front row next?"
"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"
"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"
"We cant cos the fucking front row bad kids a sitting there"
"FUCK THEM, THEY ARE SO COOL BUT DONT KNOW A FUCKING THING"
by Jahousen November 08, 2009
If one of you mates it taking you home from a night out, activities. Whom ever is the last person to get dropped of must be the person in the front seat so he isn't taxied around. If a bro puts there stuff in the front seat one must not take it out and chuck it in the back.
"When a mate jumps in the front when he is first to exit the vehicle" This overules the shotgun Call. Bro code for front seat
by Scotthemus December 03, 2015
1. Being upfront. Telling someone how you feel to their face or immediately.
2. Doing something about an issue immediately and up front.
2. Doing something about an issue immediately and up front.
by Jaymoneyz March 20, 2021