Gamer Soup

a delectable stew made with a broth base of mtn dew and monster, with choice of gummy candy, traditionally made with sour patch kids.

"what have you been up to?"
"I've only eaten gamer soup for the last 5 days"
"What the fuck is wrong with you."

by Rabbit's dictionary July 6, 2020

Gamer crease

When you're hair gets pushed down leaving a crease from a headset

Max: look at Kierans gamer crease.
Joe: that's so bad.

by Plats_ November 12, 2019

Shady Gamer

A Person that...

A) is really good at COD

B) is a loner that lurks in the shadows...

C) is just super sketchy

Did you see Ben today?

Wow... he was acting like a shady gamer...

by Polobeast123 October 17, 2011

Gamer Shower

When a man jerks it in the shower

Jack: “Connor why were you taking so long in the shower”

Willem: “He was taking a gamer shower”

by WinterShit February 4, 2019

mk gamer

someone who plays mk games

Ewwww you mk gamer... stop playing games in class and listen!

by Yeet dab Yeet dab Yeet dab September 13, 2018

Gamer rage

A intense fury that burns within a gamer when interrupted in gamer mode. It can lead to extreme bouts of Psychosis and cause the gamer to commit multiple felonies.

John: “what happened to your wife”
Derek: “caused gamer rage which led me to punch her and hide the body”

by Gaming Mode July 5, 2019

gamer logic

(n) the sad, but true logic of a majority of gamers, usually ones that are known to commonly rage quit: if better than someone, opponent is a noob; if worse than someone, opponent "has no life;" if everyone is doing better, gamer blames lag.

First Match: *owns someone*
Typical Gamer: You suck noob! Return the game you scrub!

Second Match: *gets owned by another*
Typical Gamer: You are fat kid! Keep living in your mother's basement you no life!

Match Three: *owned by everyone*
Typical Gamer: Fuck this game! Fucking lag! All you kids suck! Just wait for my lag to be gone and I'll wreck all you scrubs!

Random that was in all three matches: This idiot's gamer logic is hilarious. He is so mad! *laughing*

by Buzzard Smoke December 20, 2014