No AD But HD

Masturbation, touching your private parts intensely.

Person 1: Yo, yk I have AD no HD
Person 2: Bro, how?? it must be ADHD, how you don't have it??
Person 1: I for masturbation disagree. tell sex appealers to seek refugee~
Person 2: So if i masturbate, i'd likely have No AD But HD?
Person 1: yes you'll.
Person 2: 💀

by I just came for...uhh... July 7, 2024

ad

a company will pay the app that you are using whether that be instagram, twitter, tiktok, etc, ads are on caple as well, but yea, the company will pay for a place on your homepage exlpore page, or during an ad, to show you a product, so you will buy it

Hey kyle, did you see that ad for that new tv?
Yes adam, i actually bought it, i needed a new tv, did you see that ad for that new movie?
Yeah, i watched it, its pretty good

by ICantExplainWell March 19, 2022

ad-skip assistant

Refers to a fellow human whom you assign to click out of commercials that often randomly appear during YouTube videos; this would be for periods of time when you are unable to operate the mouse/touch-pad yourself, such as when you have to take a dump but don't wanna pause the interesting video you were watching, but instead want to keep listening to the presentation while you're pooping. Having this other person skip over the ads for you ensures that you won't have to teeth-grindingly suffer through many minutes of boring ads while you sit on da crapper waiting for the program to resume. This can work best for largely-speech-based videos such as tech-subject lectures/documentaries, where you don't need to always watch the screen to enjoy the program.

I'm on SSI Disability, so I often spend much of my time at home; occasionally my also-unemployed buddy owes me a few bucks, and so I "hire" him to come over each day and be my ad-skip assistant for a 25¢ credit per ad; he usually "pays off" his debt that way in just a couple weeks.

by QuacksO October 20, 2021

Ad

A Little video of a company trying to say something but you don't care then SKIP

4 second Ad exists?

by Cambodia1132 May 31, 2021

Mobile Ad Syndrome

When you say that you have a "hidden talent noone else can do" but you end up struggling at said talent.

Person 1: Watch me do this, only I can do it!
6 hours later...
Person 2: Do you have Mobile Ad Syndrome?
Person 1: Fuck you

by john stromboli April 11, 2021

Zombie ad

When the girl you are fucking and gives out and stop's putting in effort.

Girl totally gave up, became a zombie ad

by Shehowlsatnight July 4, 2018

Ad Populum

When people claim something is automatically right because a large number of people are saying it. You can have a scenario with a hundred idiots and all their mates vs 1 clever person on their own. The karma system on reddit is probably the most egregious implementation of this idea tbh since people blindly assume upvotes = 100% correct in all scenarios

Person A: that game has bad reviews so it must suck. All my mates said it suck so it must be true

Person B: have you played it yourself? Sounds like Ad Populum to me
Person A: huh?

by FreeSpeechWarrior May 15, 2024