hung like a herdis

When youre really hungry, or have a large penis

ayo hannah, im hung like a herdis, i NEED to go home in the weekend

by big daddy hung March 28, 2023

get you a mans like this

A phrase someone says when a man does something polite or charming. It means to get a respectful boyfriend like the guy you are referencing is to his girlfriend.

Jenna: Hey Charlie, can you go get me some more water?

Charlie: Sure (gets up to go get Jenna water)
Jenna: Can you also grab the ketchup?
Charlie: Yeah (grabs ketchup and water and brings them to Jenna)
Alice: Get you a mans like this!

by Jeff Goldblum 101 June 30, 2020

like herding ferrets

As ferrets can be rather excitable and jumpy, trying to herd them (or get them under control) becomes a next to impossible task as they dart this way and that.

Oh my god, trying to organise a night out with that lot is like herding ferrets.

by D C King March 19, 2008

Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!

When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago

Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*

by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022

Lyin' like a sack of rugs

When someone is obviously lying in a lazy way.

The person is not trying their best to hide their lie.

Amy is lyin' like a sack of rugs.

Amy lied like a sack of rugs when she said the sky wasn't blue.

by quirckyteen November 6, 2023

hung like a horse

hungry like a horse, starving

"Damn, she ate like 12 donuts! Must've been hung like a horse."
"I'm kinda hung myself, might grab a sandwich on the way back"

by strange_harmonics September 23, 2024

Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

(Predicate.) Smurf Smurf Smurf hours. Flirt flirt and this clerk clerk know you’re actually say were no purple socks Yolo. yo dumb

Her: OK so I have it I don’t know if I can Rambo. OK sucking cock is the most inconvenient thing in the entire world you see if I can psych. Like nobody should ever do that it’s smelly, stinky, and juicy wet cock being her bag.

Him: I would say the N-word. Noooo I like that one gnomic in North I like that one now

by KG&GB May 18, 2021