dog water

the absolute worst combination of things in existence (dog + water). Something being dog water means its literally the worst it could possibly be.

Bro Jon's absolute dog water at chess

by Uhmuhn March 11, 2021

meisch dog

A Meisch Dog is a wonderful magical creature. Half pet half boyfriend. It's very nice and has a great will to please. It brings coffee to bed, every morning and gets you underpants and socks into the bathroom if you forgot to bring it your yourself. It's also very intelligent and can do every imaginable mathtask you can't. It smells good, but is sometimes weird and talks hours about annoying animefacts you really don't want to know.

That was very nice, you are such a good Meisch Dog!!!
Meisch Dog!!! Get the fuck off of my matress!!!!

by KatChen1901 February 23, 2017

stevie the dog

a wank stain mongtarded dug we all love

james wants stevie put down sophie licked his balls

we all love stevie the dog someone wants him put down he has tiny balls

by ciaran aka sirwankalot March 17, 2017

sheep dogged

when you are cornered and out numbers by males against your will

tim: yeah, she texted me and completly sheep dogged me..
Sarah:you took it like a little bitch didn't you

by Mr. edweena November 4, 2013

everett the dog

The sweetest and cutest pup you'll ever meet he is energetic and awsome.

Dog 1: Who's that hottie over there

Dog 2: Oh it's Everett the dog

by loaf the loafster March 22, 2020

Wash the dog

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020

Sudanese Hot Dog

Big male member

Yo Chad, you got a Sudanese Hot Dog my guy.

by fishy boy 69 May 30, 2019