nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.

He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?

by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011

Likes and dislikes

Something that doesn't work on Urban Dictionary anymore

Me: Why are my posts showing no Likes and dislikes number? There's not even a zero! Fuck this!

by REDBOSS2008 August 10, 2025

Sounds like Masta-don

When a dubstep tune has any kind of machine guns, typical tearout basses or oneshots in it. First artists who fell victim of this accousation were Cybersex, Hela and L.u.x.

Maybe Trampa will soon be accoused of this too.

*Artist posts clip on Soundcloud of 140 bpm tearout tune with machine gun pattern in it*

Random dude: "sounds like masta-don"

by Harpyidubs July 27, 2019

The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The "&" symbol looks like me, Angel Jose Robles (Messenger Add Oak because I have accidents that look like the high priestess tarot card)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 23, 2025

Like banning colored crayons

An idea so stupid, and so based on your own opinions of the world that even a polish politican could take it and use it as an argument.

(From when a polish politican decided that colored crayons make the population gay from a very young age.)

1: "Oh how about we dig a hole to china?"
2: "Bro thats like banning colored crayons..."

1: "Come on dude. Jumping of bridges is cool."
2: "Seriously? Its like banning colored crayons god damn it."

by TheRedactedWolf January 24, 2023

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

I don't like it when guys point middle finger you know who

by Handle100 August 8, 2023

Like

The way that he said he feels about me.

The way that he doesn't feel about anyone else but me.

Him: "I like you"

Me: "What about her?"

Him: "Fuck that shit! I don't want that shit! I just want you" as he points at me.

Me: Beaming on the inside. Feeling so happy that he said that to me in front of everybody because I want to marry him too. I didn't say it but I still feel special to him.

by Vita Smart July 15, 2022