How many people end their lives. Used mainly by people who have listened to too much emo. Can also be used by people who have had to endure many long hours of Mr. James Hartman's class, or sit through Ms. Rheude's band.
Goddamn! I'm so sick of this shit! I think it's time for me to kill myself. I shall utilize a Colt .45 Automatic pistol, and this should effectively create what the medical examiner would refer to as a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head.
by The retarded fucking dog. May 2, 2005
Get the Self-Inflicted Gunshot Wound to the Head mug.Used to describe your non-involvment in anything that you are watching in person. Especially if what you are watching is not something someone should be doing.
Another way of saying "Don't ask me, I just work here" or "I'm just a by stander to this party"
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
Person A: Why is that guy got his dick hanging over the banister
You: i'm not fucking this dog, just holding it's head.
by WilliamTaylor January 5, 2008
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Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok
Javier: JFIF, *burp* you home, go drun- *burp* im gonna touch an guitar in your head you *dies*
Eric: o ok
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by jonny!s! December 24, 2007
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