man like dan

When someone has a dead mum or someone has cancer

random person : “my mum died of cancer”
cool person : “man like dan, rip bozo”

by yuboslag115 March 02, 2022

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

Your dad leaves to get a bag of sour patch kids, and 10 years later, he actually brings a 24-gallon can full of blue raspberry flavored sour path kids.

Your dad is like how i enjoy my steak, rare

by zaqwszsfdzsgf December 19, 2019

Like Magnet

Someone who creates a facebook status for the sole purpose of having other people like it.

There goes David again... another like magnet. God he's so popular.

by nikol54601 March 10, 2011

teaser like a taser

A Boy/Girl that is a really good or teaser or too teaser

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl tease me so much. She's "Teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 02, 2024

teaser like a taser

When a Person is really good at teasing or too teasing.

Goddamn ur "Teaser like a taser"

This girl is teasing me so much, she's "teaser like a taser"

by Scaryno May 02, 2024

Peeing like a baby

When a guy is naked, lying on his back, and due to extreme excitement, or more likely, extreme fear, he pees a strong stream of urine straight up all over himself.

(Dude, lying in bed naked, wakes up, seeing a burglar hovering over him with a gun to his head)

Dude: "Please don't kill me!"

Burglar: "I might, (cocks gun) just to have no witnesses, hahaha!!!"

Dude: "OOOOHHHH NOOOOOOO!!!!!"

(dude starts peeing like a baby)

by joe995 July 19, 2023

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by AnudaJaniceRobles May 22, 2025