Zach

Zach is great. Zach can be straight forward, and some people won't like that. But once you get to know him you'll see he is actually the sweetest guy you will ever meet with the most genuine heart. You can talk about all kinds of problems with him and he will be there for you. Zach is funny and he will make you happy. Talking with Zach is always a pleasure, and you should be happy if you have a Zach in your life.

Look! There is Zach!
Isn't he great?
Yes, he is.

by not_imre August 16, 2019

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adult zach

Adult Zach is big daddy and always wants to fuck little kids in the streets

Adult Zach fucked my 6 year old son in his sleep.

by Nova 1 ponpeyin October 25, 2017

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Zach

He is very very very good looking and gets all the girls and is the president of ADZU.

I want to be Zach one day.

by ZachFan123 December 16, 2021

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Pulling a Zach

Jumping into a relationship way too fast, and then realizing it shortly after

God damnit, you've only known her for 3 weeks and you guys are already dating! Stop pulling a Zach.

by noodalie June 17, 2017

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zach shambaugh

a term used to describe a certain individual, usually a male, whom strives in being awesome and and has a butthole that is used as an universal remedy to cure all ailments. This person is usually known to have an enormous penis that is loved by all.

I have a feeling that person is trying to be a zach shambaugh after college.

by barry tyrone September 13, 2020

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