Winter Weasel

An ancient eldritch abomination. A manifestation of the fading of all heat and warmth across the universe. Filled with ancient knowledge, it watches the universe, no mercy in it's eyes.
It's also rather fluffy.

I saw the Winter Weasel. Nothing is the same anymore. I fear my mind is gone.

by Winter Weasel November 28, 2021

WEASEL

A weasel is a sly, slick, wicked person. They can convince you into anything they rob, steal but also very friendly.

Remember that foo Micheal? Yea that foos a weasel but hes koo haha

by SadgirlNymph February 29, 2020

Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.

Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!

by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018

Gewch Weasel

A grotesquely deformed hairy penis

Oh my God he has a Gewch Weasel
Wassup my Gewch Weasel

by Landon De Loume August 16, 2025

Weasel

someone who is just like a snake but lies and is even more fake than a snake

Bestie: So why did you two break up?
Me: Because he was such a weasel.

by Strawberry111603 August 21, 2019

Weasel wagon

Ambulance like fire engine whose members enjoy masochistic abuse and torment. They push hard and fast and allow for full chest recoil. They love chicken bacon cheese and dislike sleeping and the gym.

I couldn’t sleep cause the weasel wagon kept me up all night with their nonsense.

by Dr. Tobagen July 8, 2018

Drug Weasel

Someone who sells their prescription medications to drug dealers or others for profit.

I can't help you...I'm out of percs and my drug weasel's been ghosting me.

by ShmendrikDoofenheimer February 3, 2022