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Basic blonde hoe

Honestly the worst kind of bitch to ever exist. They are disgusting, overly narcissistic, ignorant, selfish pieces of trash who think it’s a flex to have a body count over 20 at the raw age of 17 and those are considered “rookie numbers” they often have an attitude towards everyone who isn’t their dedicated fuckboys or female “besties” and think walking around wearing light Grey and off-white Jordan 1s while slugging around an extra large iced coffee is there way of showing off to their “opposers” who are really just their ex boyfriends from elementary school who still stalk her instagram page daily just to continuously call her a bitch and other obscenities in front of his laptop screen like she can hear him somehow. These girls are usually ugly asf or mid and think they are the hottest creature in gods creation. They are walking stds. They are walking burst condoms. They are the absolute scum of the female race.
I would date anyone right now, but never one of those basic blonde hoes

I would agree, most men would have to agree maybe not boys but true men only.
by The New York hillbilly February 2, 2023
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Basic Girl

A Basic Girl is a girl that wears lululemon swiftly techs, flare leggings, and ugg boots occasionally if not all the time. You usually can find them on school sites, in Target, Starbucks, and trendy stores. sometimes they are seen in groups of 3-5, which is scary. They'll all look the same. just leave them alone though, they're teenagers
mark: oh yea… that girl Jessica is such a Basic Girl!
Lewis: I know right? Who wears shorts in the winter with ugg slippers?
mark: ….they do I guess. Aren't you dating one?
Lewis: yep.
by meoooowowwwowowowoowwwwe February 22, 2023
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(tiktok) basic white girl

a tiktok basic white girl can have two diff meanings, meaning 1: a basic white girl who wears nike tech, white air forces, vapes, obsessed with gum, BLONDE SPECIFICALLY, basic white girl ver 2: "tiktok preppy", hates on the following, deftones, any dark clothings (because that is emo to them), anyone who isn't tiktok preppy. but loves, clay bead bracelets, summer, Stanely? cups, which is just a metal cup..?, etc.
(tiktok) basic white girls are so ''preppy''
by alewrites4u January 26, 2024
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Basic

Basic guys are great. No bullshit. Likes Coke. Not the illegal kind: The fizzy kind.
Hey, there's a guy here to see you! He's tall, Scottish and basic. How cool?!
by Lurbur January 29, 2020
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Basically

Basically is AALIYAHS word.

Dictated by the US government 2014
“basically...“
by Ali2222 March 29, 2023
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Basic white guy (UK)

Wants a "goth" gf
Has a short back and sides or icecream hair
Harasses people on the streets especially actual alt people or the elderly
Is a member of the polyester patrol
Carries a some form of knife because they can't fight
Acts in a very metrosexual way around "the boys" but is violently homophobic
Thinks they grew up in a warzone but rather just in a dilapidated UK town
Is very predatory around women and exploits mentally ill women
Manipulates their gf into being just as awful as they are
Says the word "Blud" or "Leng" more than once a month
Watched one episode of Top Boy

If you fill this check list sort your life out mate.
Isabel: "I think somethings wrong with my drink"
Basic white guy (UK): "No there isn't, it's supposed to fizz like that"
by oblyboblie March 15, 2024
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Basic Magic

Basic Magic: A phrase relating to elementary, stereotypical magical forces in fantasy media. This magic has no rules, limitations, origins or explanation.
Example in writing: Jane reached her hand around the knob and whispered, “Open sesame.”

The deadbolt slid back and like that she was in the KFC.

-totallyrealterms.com
"What kind of magic is in your story?"

"You know, just basic magic. Spells and stuff. And girl stomping another chick in a bear suit."
by billy crystal89 December 20, 2022
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