A book published by the fictional character Mark Corriganin the British television program ‘Peep Show’. The book turns out to be a failure after Mark realises the publishing company ‘Royal London’ aren’t as professional as originally thought, leading to the book being published in a poor physical condition and lacking some of Mark’s intended content.
dobby: marks writing a book!
mark: oh it’s nothing really...
mark: BUSINESS SECRETS OF THE PHAROAHS!
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Secret Swamp Thing

Secret Swamp Thing (noun) -- mistress, rollaway bed, fuck buddy
Joey married Alicia. If Alicia ever found out about Joey's "Secret Swamp Thing", what's her name, Holy Alicia!! There'd be hell to pay.
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grandma's dark secret

Whats your grandma's dark secret smoking weed in a dark ally with some black guys or being stared in a porno with a black guys house dick? And by the way I don't want to know.
"Whats grandma's dark secret? "Jimmy.
"You don't wanna know." Grandpa.
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spys secret weapon

I got spys secret weapon
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super duper secret

Well, now that you found it, it's not secret anymore.

I would've described it a lot more but there's no reason for doing that anymore and it's just your fault Mr or Mrs reader.
Person 1: "Hi, I know a super duper secret word"

Person 2: "Oh, please tell me that word!"

Person 1: *Tells Person 2 the word*

Person 2: *Is confused because it's not secret anymore*
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Wanna know a secret?

Wanna know a secret? Sure! a secret.
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secret french uncle

secret french uncle in your attic, that's the way you know how to fluently speak french at age 10.
you have a secret french uncle in yur attic
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