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Chocolate Vanilla Swirl

The act of ejaculating on someone's face, then taking a dump on their face, and finally licking it clean
Hey, i heard that John had a Chocolate Vanilla Swirl last night with his girlfriend.
by RaubSucks December 7, 2021
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1) An alcoholic drink containing peach tea, Pepsi, Sprite, orange juice, Hi-C, and Bacardi 151.

2) An instance of a White person doing something amazing and uncharacteristic of White people, like being good at basketball or dancing.
1) "I'll have a Double Scoop of Vanilla Funk, I'm gonna get wild tonight"

2) "O! he slammed that one in your face with a double scoop of vanilla funk"
by Mal-1 December 31, 2007
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Chocolate vanilla swirl

The act of jacking off into a toilet bowl, then before flushing deciding to take a shit to conserve water.
X: Man I just made the biggest chocolate vanilla swirl of my life
Y: Gross man, really Gross
by darrwinter March 28, 2015
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Licking vanilla ice cream

Similar to grabbing a chocolate bar but it's a black/Caribbean guy randomly walking up to a white girl and asking for sexual favors.
Unless you're a decent guy looking for an interracial fwb don't go licking vanilla ice cream
by Sexydimma December 25, 2021
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vanilla white chick (VWC)

Basic caucasian female. Average or below average intelligence. Fairly sweet, not terribly interesting, just kind of exists, blending in and waiting to be picked up like plain yogurt on a supermarket shelf. Bland, doesn't offend anyone but doesn't exactly inspire any biographies either.

When you think of an adjective to describe her to your friends, the first and only word that comes to mind is "nice."
After Amal Clooney dumps George, he'll probably end up with another rando vanilla white chick (VWC).

The VWC smiled without guile, her eyes staring blankly ahead. No, she wouldn't write books, cure cancer, or even become Class Mom, but maybe that nice boy with the pretty eyes would soon stop by and say hi.
by Forgettable Nanny May 3, 2016
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vanilla taco

A) The greatest man to ever live, in fact, he is the chosen one. Known to lead the weakened world army against the army of Zurge in the final battle of Zion year 3024.

B) Sex act involving a girl creaming in a taco and eating it
Person 1) Wow, is that Vanilla Taco?
Person 2) It is, he is such a great basketball player, and all around better person then anyone!

Guy 1) Dude, my girl did a vanilla taco last night.
Guy 2) Was it a Taco Bell taco?
by VanillaTaco February 12, 2014
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A random cigarette without any identifiable markings found rolling around in one's car which, upon smoking, tastes like vanilla. Sometimes contains things other than tobacco, such as marijuana, or oregano soaked in vanilla extract. You just never know.
"Dude, what the fuck is this?"
"Looks like a cigarette without identifiable markings rolling around in your car."
"Well fuck me blue and call me Cathy, it tastes like vanilla and asshole"
"Must be a vanilla roller of unknown origin"
by Hayfockuboddy September 29, 2006
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