squatting turkey

The squatting turkey is a sexual position in which there is 6 men and 1 woman. the woman must be sitting in a squatting position, making her butt hole, vagina, tits, hands and mouth easily accessible by the 6 men. In this position there is a two laying down almost in a scissoring position, one of the men is penetrating the asshole whilst the other is putting his penis inside of her vagina. The other 4 men are being tit fucked, given hand jobs and are being sucked off.
This sexual position would take place in a gang bang.
"man last night at this gang bang 6 other guys and I did the squatting turkey on this slut".
by James Bond 069 April 15, 2017
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squat apple

When you do a squat and shit yourself, that shirt is a squat apple
I heard that Taegen made a squat Apple in gym last week.
by Alexis Reid May 22, 2017
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Pop a squat

To tell Joe's bitch ass to take a seat to piss.
Hey Joe, instead of pissing on the new heated floor, pop a squat.
by Sal! March 03, 2023
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squat life

The urge to have your butthole railed by a black male, commonly associated with white boys with trucks
hey look that kid in that truck is about the squat life you can tell by the lift in the front and nothing in the back ricky
by phillip reyes February 08, 2018
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Frogling Squat

When you struggle with bowel movements.

Sitting on the toilet in a position of a frog, trying to squat out a turd.
He's been in there for ages!

I know, I bet he's doing a frogling squat.

Someone light a match in here.

Sorry, had a frogling squat.
by Frog Turd December 15, 2009
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Squat Pooper

A member of a third world or under developed country where toilet facilities are uncommon or non existent.
My job is being outsourced to some overseas squat pooper.
by Terry needs a job March 25, 2014
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squat molly

You need to wash your squat molly cuz it stank!
by Brie72 January 21, 2025
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