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shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch
by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020
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Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP
by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020
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Shrek

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019
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Shrek

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
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Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.
Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023
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Shrek Neck

When your poop is green
I just had a shrek neck and I think I need to see a doctor
by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022
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