August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.
by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020

by The beautiful thing ever made October 3, 2022

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

A massive ogre who has multiple layers of foreskin so you better clench your ass cheeks as tight as possible.
by Boomerangboi December 3, 2019

Shrek do be a magical human who date Rhianna samways and I have to go to the uk it is a bich and says it is a good song what u doing tomorrowIts and the handle is the next place to put a roblox talent show.
Shrek is so fit 🐄
by Ranatheshreklover1013isthemagi May 13, 2021

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.
We will love you forever Shrek.
We will love you forever Shrek.
by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

by Mr. Cat Guy October 7, 2022
