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Shock Block

The act of parking your ICE (internal combustion engine) vehicle in a spot designated for EV (electric vehicle) thus blocking the responsible earthling from charging their means of transportation
I went to plug in and some asshat with a Jeep was shock blocking the space
by Tesla Guy December 6, 2024
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Shell shock

Staying in one place for a long period of time. Feeling stagnant
Molly stayed in the class room for too long and felt the shell shock coming on.
by Spunkyychick42 March 15, 2017
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G-Shock

A G-Schock is an ugly girl, whose far behind her competition. Good looking girls are considered APs while Rolexes are mid tier.
Z: Bro do you like that Girl? She be looking at you
M: nah I don’t like her. She a G-Shock
by MarcoTheGuy November 21, 2021
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Shocked Cock

an uncircumcised cock (penis) that with the foreskin pulled back slightly gives the impression of looking shocked.
"Hey Linda! Come look at my Shocked Cock!"
by JackMasterBater November 9, 2023
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splunder-shock

The feeling of being startled enough to cause a loss of words
The news caused him to be in a state of splunder-shock
by BoonsZ November 14, 2023
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New Years shock

The sudden realizations of a new year. Usually in the office or at school on the starting Monday.
Person 1: Woah' it's a new year!?

Person 2: Yeah time to start over, ha?

Person listening in: Must be the New Years Shock
by Hunter Stone January 1, 2010
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