nigger meat

A stolen meat product, or person that is cheap, high in fat and has no satisfying nutritional value.

Brotha lynch hung -
corpse came to dinner
" I was a scavenger fourteen years old eatin scavs, graduated from nigger meat but i don't wanna brag. "

by killa k west side May 15, 2006

meat-market

A place of gathering where males and females engage in openly lewd and lascivious behavior under the influence of alcohol. So called because of the over exposure of female flesh present and the ubiquitous desire by the males to engage in sexual intercourse with them. Meat-markets can be easily discerned by the whorish style of dress present on the females and the abundance of white hats on the males. See The Royal and white hat.

The Rogue Hero turns into a real meat-market on Sat. nights.

Brad needs some more CK One if he's gonna score at the meat-market tonight.

by Gabe Fauber January 5, 2006

meat dancer

An individual who enjoys putting slabs of meat in sides of dresses and practices ballroom dancing.

Boss: "If you are a meat dancer I'll have to fire you."
Wyatt: "No! It's not what it looks like!"

by Dellbrook November 2, 2011

sweater meat

Large breasts.

God damn, her sweater meat is flying everywhere since she stopped wearing bras.

by Samus October 30, 2003

meat shield

Effectively the same as human shield but can mean the use of any sufficient animal.

I would have been nailed by that paintball, but I grabbed Dave and put him in front of me for a meat shield.

by wtfomgstfu November 1, 2003

Smoke the meats

Smoking the meats is when you have to shit but you still fart but don’t pass it.

No matter how much fiber I get, I can’t seem to do more than smoke the meats

I have your hot lunch coming after drop some bbq on this brisket and smoke the meats awhile .

by Pro skills February 7, 2020

Meat lags

A term commonly used to describe the impact that large quantities of meat can have on the connection between computers and servers. This strange phenomenon has been observed for centuries .

Person1: "Yo dawwwwg you be lagging to sheet "
Person2: "Yeah man I'm getting the meat lags"

by weedman420lacjam October 22, 2016