Mars face mask

When a woman is on her period, their partner uses the blood as a rejuvenating face mask.

I can’t wait to get home. I’ve got a Mars facemask waiting for me.

Husband says, “ I’m so stressed out my wife’s on the rag again”

Friend says, “ dude to feel closer to my old lady during that time I let her give me a Mars face mask. “

by Zachary nielk September 28, 2025

Ghost,mar,and taylor

person 1: important they are the best friend group who could hate them?

Person 2: me

Person 3: okay

ghost,mar,and taylor are so cool

by Typosmirelikedipos July 12, 2021

On Par (Kellehers Mars bar)

Donohash and Cuminhand level of greasiness

Her dandruff flakes are on par (kellehers Mars bar) with cumin hands flakes

by Yashushgman January 20, 2022

Mar-a-lago Monocle

When an older man removes his penis from a younger woman's anus and then wipes it around her eye leaving a brown ring.

Epstien was really kicked out for giving too many Mar-a-lago Monocles.

by Chopstix608 December 18, 2025

Mars

He has a small wewe and he thinks he so big. Hes a netbanger! He dookie at every game he plays. He's a BIGGGGG netbanger who thinks hes so big but is a small wewe in irl.

Look at Mars the netbanger

by 2k20balla September 29, 2020

Mars

Land in the ownership of Germany after the 2022 Act Of Justification.
People who are called Charles \chaz and have the word superior in their roblox user name are not permitted to enter because of the utter cheesyness.

Chaz:"Oh you're German! You must be from mars!"
German individual: " yeah lol, sadly they don't allow chazes in though "

by Pseudonymous Eagle March 11, 2022

Mars

a name for cool non binary people

I love them, Mars is so cool

by marslovesthemoon November 3, 2021