Online Class

Staring At A Screen for So Long.

If you don't blink enough, your eyes dry out, causing blurry vision and discomfort. The other main problem from staring at a screen too long is eyestrain Pretty sure you saw this on google Online Class is basically School But online.

Teacher: If You Want To Be A Pilot, you have to do School First!
random guy 1: ill be Blind if i do.

did that make sense?

by Caesar Zeppeli October 7, 2020

Online Safety Act

Some stupid ass act put together by the British Parliament that requires their citizens to submit an ID in order to access basically anything on the internet now. It all started with some 18+ websites requiring ID verification because too many parents don't want to monitor what their kids do online, or teach their proper internet safety, and now, it's gotten to the point that their government requires them to submit a driving license in order to access Wikipedia and Spotify. There's all kinds of gaslighting going on from officials due to the controversy of this act, such as stating that those against it are "on the sides of child groomers." Don't believe any of the crap these out of touch assholes have to say.

The Online Safety Act was never about protecting kids. It's about keeping track of who's doing what online, and using that information to suppress dissent. If the Parliament really cared about protecting kids, they'd teach online safety in public schools, arrest people on the Epstein list, or deport or imprison migrants accused to sex crimes against kids.

by This is my handle okay August 10, 2025

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by jendavis June 16, 2023

chronically online

A meaningless insult that vaguely insinuates that being online is bad.
An easy ad hom to get out of a debate.

"That is such a chronically online take!"
(I don't need to come up with an argument because I can just say you are chronically online and not elaborate as to why I am right or why you are wrong.)

by Treeclimberfruiteater December 10, 2024

online call of duty

the most toxic place to be in

gaemer1: lets play online call of duty

gmer2: sure
some minutes later
gamer1: i feel like ive gotten radiated thirty times
gamerr2: same

by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 10, 2022

Chronically online

Someone who says unbearable shit online that has no truth behind it

Person: *draws a my little pony with darker skin*
Other person: “forced representation…”
Another person: “wow that person is chronically online, forced representation doesn’t mean giving a fictional horse a darker skin complexion!”

by NexyNex June 7, 2024

Online Karen

Term used for women who use online comments to share their closed minded and unnecessary remarks. They are similar to Karens. They are often middle aged Caucasian women with short hair resembling a chicken’s ass. They also can be found driving GMC SUVs and feel they don’t need to use their turn signals. They feel that drinking Starbucks coffee makes them sophisticated and are mad at the world because they’re grandchildren are of a mixed couple.

Someone needs to tell this online Karen to stay offline.

by Grizzled82 May 5, 2020