what the monk

usually the beginning of an appeal when someone has brought false charges up against your monkey

What? the monk? why the fuck would he steal your apples, mr. shitt? he eats fucking bananas.

by marcopolio January 27, 2005

Monke Lord

A hot, intelligent, different, woman magnet, boy. Example a there's a monkey lord known as Adam who is a different breed that can go to the past and to the future.

Wow your such a monke lord. Now marry me.

by Dc. Hondovandosh April 18, 2021

paul monk

a complete dickhead that says rebel alot and is gay

that james is a bit of a paul monk

by adam dorrell December 9, 2008

monke

An alternative spelling of monkey, which is pronounced exactly the same. Often used online as an endearing comparison to humans.

example: reject humanity, return to monke.
opposite: reject humanity, evolve to crab.

by YEETImRussian420 April 29, 2021

Monke

Monke is my papa

LAKELHi daddy

MONKE:hi son smirks
LAKE:Smirks back

by burp burp June 25, 2022

Monke

banaa

Monke eat banaa

by GawrGuraFanUwU August 12, 2021

Monk Land

A Minecraft realm created by me.
My friends play it.
We are monkey.
We pog gmear.

"I am weird"
"Oh, you must play Monk Land"
"Oh yes, agreed"

by maxeylol January 19, 2021