Keyboard Monkey

One who has a weak response; trained to give a list of responses when asked a question.

Karen couldn’t answer my question because she doesn’t think for herself. She only replies with what her boss teaches her to say. She sounds like a keyboard monkey.

by Guysemon April 9, 2021

Keyboard Boomer

A person with boomer tendencies when interacting with others on the internet. A Keyboard boomer will often take the bait of trolls as a serious disagreement, leading them to spend time and resources defending their position to educate the troll on the other side of the conversation.

This keyboard boomer just sent me a wall of dictionary definitions about the word toxin.

by willose June 9, 2021

Keyholing

A sex move where you insert you penis and two fingers into the vagina at the same time, making it look like and old school key. Best done wearing merkins.

I caught your dad keyholing the dude next door.

Last night my husband keyholed me. It was interesting, but good.

by Keyholersupreme July 16, 2021

keyotta

Someone who is underestimated but has a hard time opening up. Wants to do great things. Has to drive to secede is beautiful.but is bashful at time I would say a bit selfish but is learning to be understanding is a great friend they are actually the best friend

Keyotta is a unique name

by Oppppps August 6, 2021

keyboardnoises

a super epic cool and funny tiktok account she is really funny and not at all mean she has nrver ever made me cry. haha. she has amazing taste in anime too you shouldcheck her out on tiktok

“hey do you know keyboardnoises on tiktok?
“YESS THEY ARE MY FAVORITE TIKTOKER”
“SAME SHES SO FUNNY”

by slvt4h0tm0ms August 22, 2021

keyboard warrior

people named ella

1: “whats a keyboard warrior”
2: “uno ella”
1: “yh”
2: “shes a keyboard warrior”
1: “ohhhhh”

by Ratataatat2 August 30, 2021

Keyion

Keyon is a very handsome black male , who is perfect inside. Some people hate him, most people love him. He is a very funny and down to earth guy, Although he is shy around certain girls, once he gets to know you. he will take you on the funnest trip of your life ever. He may piss you off sometimes and he may say some stuff that comes out wrong but in the end, you know hes truly sorry and really hopes you forgive him. He has anger issues, so don't piss him off or he will constantly yell,swear or even hit. But he is a very down to earth guy. He is also funny but can be annoying at times.

Boy 1: Did You see Keyion walk by us?

Boy 2: Yeah. I just did, I just love him

OR

Girl 1: I hate Keyion sometimes.

Girl 2: How could you hate him. Hes amazing!

by Kooda November 21, 2021