Kevin

Their parents hate them and they probably have no friends

FUCK YOU KEVIN THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN’T FUCKING LOVE YOU!

by Sneakygecko55YT May 2, 2020

Kevin

Every one loves this kid he is great. At sports better than his friends at everything and jd is faster than him though

Oh he is super cool must be a kevin

by Don’t worry my dads a doctor May 14, 2019

Kevin

A guy who is rude and also says that you have some weird fetishes . Like how rude. Also a Kevin is someone who has long "loins"(as said by kevin) . A Kevin has two sides to him which neither are good let's be honest one is annoying and the other changes him into Kevan the angry man OH and he has a weird ingrown toenail and isn't afraid to tell you the details about it

OH that toenail looks like a Kevin

Oh god look it KEVAN THE ANGRY MAN RUN BITCH

Thank you

by memequeennumberone February 10, 2019

Kevin

Someone that reads you a bedtime story after having sex on a date.

My tinder date went great until he pulled a Kevin and I had to uber myself to saftey.

by Bangorrang July 19, 2017

Kevin

A rando noob who shows up in a coop game of WWZ.

Kevin god damn it keep up you noob.

by N8zR0 April 24, 2019

Kevin

basicilly a guy with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, he have long beautiful hair and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.

An amazing guy who is so funny, and wonderful. Someone who can brighten anyone's day no matter how sad they are. He's sweet, and handsome. He can be sarcastic if you ask him a dumb question. He do anything to help family members and close friends. He knows how to fight but he don't say anything about it.

Kevin loves sport he play any kind of sport except soccer.

by Cosculluela23 August 9, 2017

Kevin

A being that exists everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Kevins tend to vary from being extremely fuckboy-ish to being the spazziest little shit you've ever known. A well balanced Kevin can be a very friendly guy with pretty decent looks, he also will always be there to help you out whenever you need it or if you just simply want someone to hang out with. Kevins also tend to have to be asked how they're feeling, otherwise they won't spill until they burst into sadness for a while. Treat your Kevin well.

"Have you seen Kevin?"
"Yeah he's a really weird guy."
"What about other Kevin?"
"Now HE'S super hot."

by Rank #1 Kevin November 17, 2017