Jess

Jess's can mostly come out ginger and may or may not have a five head that other people love. A girl like jess loves the wood and always gets stung by nettles and cut by thorns. Overall she is mostly a dumbass but emo boys find her gingerness better then ginger cake ! She is a memer obsessed with any tops that show her belly off to boys even tho she may have a boyfriend especially holy cropped hoodies . She loves to smother herself in mud and frogs .To sum this all up she is a dumbass slutty hoe who is also a faboo bezzo . P.s BANTA

Oh Jess.....

by GothamiteForGood April 18, 2018

Lil Jess

It's a name of a famous singer whose surname is Crawford.

"Hello Lil Jess"
"Goodbye Lil Jess"

by Anoymouse October 9, 2006

Jesse Pfeifer

Fukboi Fagget

>Hey i heard that guy just cheated on an amazing girl with a chick that looks like a rat.
>Wow, wat a Jesse Pfeifer

by GoodGuy Will March 30, 2015

Jess

Jess is a synonym for Retarded.

She was such a Jess last night.

by ThisGuyDownStairs December 2, 2018

jesse mcCartney

a faggot who has brought me && my bro to agree on something--
HE SOUNDS ABSOLUTELY RIDDICULOUS!
me && my brother mock his every time his gay add is on tv.
in his "beautiful soul" video clip, he;s fuking fridgid!!
he doesnt kiss her when he;s in the pool with her! HE FUCKING HUGS HER!!
HE;S A FRIDGID ASS WHO CANT SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

me && my bro: RIGHT WHERE YOU WOONT MEH!
me: hehe fucking sounds like him too
kevin: jesse mccartney;s a fucking ass!
me: even when his voice is altered
kevin: DIE BITCH!
me: he;s fridgid too!

by Morreh October 5, 2006

mary jess

best vegetarian ever!!!!
....roll time roll time roll time roll time!
lollerkaker maker.

"shes maryjess!"
mary jess!
"that thing was a major maryjess"

by jesus ricardo remirez antonio mesita blanca January 9, 2008

Jesse Smith

A man suffers from SDS (please refer to small dick syndrome). Says he’s in shape but we all know that baby fat is gone way before your 20. He also enjoys a very fruity appletini at times. Often referred to as a fruity person by friends.

Hey man stop being a “Jesse smith”

by George C. Mathews (professor) November 23, 2019