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The place where kids get salty at every little thing they do and when they don’t get their way they destroy their tv
Mom:what was that noise?!
Kid: the tv is such. TRASH!
Mom:YOU LOSE EVERYTHING FOR A YEAR!!!
Kid: but mom
Mom:I said nothing for a YEAR!!
Kid:But fortnite
by ZizLuck November 25, 2019
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A game that makes American 13 year olds believe they actually fuck.
Oh, of course he’s a virgin. He jacks off to Fortnite porn on his $3000 gaming PC.
by Goko November 15, 2019
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A game about men just staring at a black hole for like a hour. What the fuck with you guys. no wonder why team fortress 2 is good lol.
WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE WE LOVE FORTNITE
by Popyo9 October 14, 2019
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There are many definitions for Fortnite, but don’t believe them all. The actual definition of Fortnite, however, is simple.
A cancerous game for cancerous kids/dumbasses. There is no other game one will fing with a shittier community than this worthless game. Filled to the brim with screechy teens, dumbass teens, and all around good-for-nothing’s, Fortnite makes a rather large profit off the stupidity it generates.
Now, a word of warning: don’t EVER try it. There’s something to the game that makes it more addicting than snorting coke off a clown’s boner. Science can’t even explain it.
Second, keep your credit cards on you at ALL times. If you find it missing, best thr shit out of whomever plays Fortnite, for they WILL have it.
Lastly. If anyone tries to talk about it, give them a firm stare, and kindly ask “Do you want to get your ass handed to you?” This is a wonderful deterrent, and has been proven to stop 93.58% of starting Fortnite conversations.
Oh, I also forgot. Don’t play Battle Royals games, in general...
News Caster: “We are at the scene of a mass shooting, here tonight. We have a survivor here who saw everything. What did you see?”
Survivor: “Oh God, someone brought up Fortnite, and the shooter just pulled out his gun and... and...”
EMT: “It’s alright, it’s alright. That’s all he wanted to know.”
News Caster: “Back to you, John.”
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A fortnite was a deadly bomb used in 1967 in the Russian war, it is deadly because the gas that emits from it smells like shit.
*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
by OfficialJadrn January 22, 2021
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Bob: Hey your fortnite!
Bob 2: ):<
by IamBob1 October 29, 2019
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