Ypsilanti Fanny

Having sex with nothing but a fanny pack on.

I went for a run and then went straight to the bedroom to give my wife an Ypsilanti Fanny.

by jtrice157 August 1, 2010

fancharacter

1. A fan character is a made up character based of a show/game/book.

These characters usually fit in with canon, sometimes so well that they could easily be mistaken for a canon character.

2. something that I am incapable of making. 8D;;;

I have no real fancharacters. xD

by Tori-the-Kat July 24, 2007

fanny pad

a soft absorbent pad (with or without wings) used to soak up period blood therefore stopping clots dropping out of the knickers when windsurfing or performing a gymnastic display for the whole of your school,also prevents a girl from sticking to the floor when doing the splits for her father

when sarah was abseiling down the woolworth building a sudden stretch caused her 'fanny pad' to slip out and fall hundreds of feet to land on the face of the traffic warden

by scotsbuff November 23, 2003

fanny worm

Little bits of rolled up tissue paper that get caught in a ladies beef curtains after using the toilet. A fanny worm in the mouth is one of the most disturbing things that can happen. It will scar you for life.

I was muff diving and all of a sudden I got a huge fanny worm in my mouth. It made me puke all over her lady garden

by Luke June 18, 2006

fanny magnet

A sports car that attracts young ladies.

That car of yours is a real fanny magnet!

by Tom_NZ April 5, 2007

Fanny merchant

an extreme bullshitter.
one who tells untruths.

I wouldn't believe a fucking word he says, he's a fanny merchant.

by mitch aka 2 fish January 3, 2008

fance

A particularly provocative dancing technique where the 'fancers' dance to show one another how they fuck.

This neologism, which can be used as both verb and noun, originated in the early twenty-first century with its first appearance in the short film "Fuck or Fight."

Dancer: Hey man! What do you think you're doing? That's my girl!

Fancer: I'm just getting my fance on!

Dancer: You better not be talking about the technique where you dance with someone, but also try to show them how you fuck.

Fancer: That's exactly what I'm doing!

Dancer: You fance like my mother!

Fancer: I fanced with your mom last night. And I don't even practice safe-fance.

Dancer: That's a distubring message to be sending!

Fancer: It may be disturbing, but it's the only way it feels right. Ask anybody, I'm the fanciest fancer in this city!

by FormerAthlete October 24, 2010