A place where the craziest, coolest, most fucked up motherfuckers come to hash out real life shit! King is a motherfucking unicorn and Eli likes the D! It's the best place to be! We're all pretty bombass!
I used to talk to people through text, now The King vs. Eli Show is where I go; those motherfuckers are crazy!
by EliLikesTheD September 12, 2014

by EliPeeLie February 5, 2021

Eli is the greatest and kindest friend in the world. He’s super funny and super sweet at the same time. He could talk to you for hours and never get bored. You’re lucky to have an Eli, so love them!
by aixelli April 13, 2022

Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you
by The gay foggat September 20, 2021

Eli, commonly used as a nickname for Elizabeth, is a name given to strong, stunning and kind but sometimes not so kind women. Eli's usually enjoy playing lacrosse and swimming. They are most often athletic and outgoing females who ONLY TAKE DUBS. They are savage, not average. They are way toooo cooool foooor schooool and yeah. Everyone wants to be Eli. Also, they ussually cream out wooohoooooo-oooooo, be jelly, and chicken kitty.
by Ginny2004 May 17, 2018

When a genuine, honest, good looking, modest, hard worker, caring. respecful, person
With no negative qualitys to speak of.
get Mistreated screwed over used etc.
With no negative qualitys to speak of.
get Mistreated screwed over used etc.
Dang I can't Believe Stacy did that to Joey, he strait got elied
You hear Ashley elied another guy, she goin to hell for sure.
It's one thing to wrong an average person. Just don't eling people that's messed up
You hear Ashley elied another guy, she goin to hell for sure.
It's one thing to wrong an average person. Just don't eling people that's messed up
by ChristianAbbie August 28, 2023
