jingle bowls

a game that is played primarily around christmas time in a house-hold of marijuana smokers; on christmas morning as each person opens a present they smoke a "bowl" out of a pipe/bong and pass it along

"Hey Jeff, what did you and your family do on Christmas day?"

"We opened our presents while playing 'jingle bowls', my mom got a new bong so we broke that in."

by Exploder4.0 January 2, 2010

YOLO Bowl

1) All the leftovers from your refrigerator for the week mixed into a bowl. May cause gastrointestinal distress or have conflicting flavors but you only live once so have at those leftovers. (2) A restaurants about to expire ingredients mixed into a bowl and offered at a discounted rate.

I took my Chipotle, McDonalds and Taco bell leftovers and made a YOLO Bowl so the food didn't go to waste.

by DCSNOWPATROL October 7, 2019

McDonald Bowl

A Fantasy Football matchup featuring the two worst teams in the league, the Bowl game is named after a douchebag fired employee of foodlion. The loser of this game gets the golden plunger, and a seat of the toilet of shame.

Looks like another shit year of fantasy football, and I'll be playing in the McDonald Bowl again.

by TheLeague ofFantasyLegends December 18, 2021

Bowl of Jello

When you cum in a girls bellybutton or navel.

She wouldn’t let me cum in her, so I gave her a bowl of jello instead.

by Jellogirl88 August 14, 2021

Beef Bowl

An obese woman's vagina

"Did you see the pic of that upskirt of Roseanne Barr?"
"Yeah man, you could see her beef bowl and everything!"

by TheRealLG January 8, 2012

Pro Bowl

A popularity contest in which mediocre 7-9 NFL teams have 9 selected players to play in an unwatched football game while the super bowl champions have 3. All selections are fan-based and considering how stupid the American population is, this correlates to the amount of “snubs” each pro bowl has. The pro bowl is also known as the “FU” statement to Julian Edelman and the New England Patriots.

Julian Edelman is snubbed of a Pro Bowl appearance every year despite being a future HOF receiver.

by Ms Gobies December 18, 2019

justified bowl

when you and your friends come up with an excuse to smoke another bowl. The whole point is that you actually have a reason to smoke. thus the phrase, justified bowl.

Joe:Hey man, lets smoke a bowl while we wait for charles to get here.(justified#1)
Dan:Sure , lets just do one now and one when he gets here.
Joe:Oh thats good stuff, but i dont think im totally gone yet, lets do another. (Justified bowl #2)
Dan:If your gonna do more im in too.
Dan:Where the fuck is charles? he's been gone for hours.
Joe:If he isn't coming back then why wait??? (Justified #3)
Dan:Oh man i cant even take a hit, im done.
Joe:Its new years! come on,lets do another bowl(justified#4)
Dan:we've done 4 bowls, im done for good this time.
Joe:well what if i come up with a way to justify it?
Dan:theres nothing you can say to justify a 5th bowl!!
Joe:you only live once? live life to the fullest? nobody here cares that were baked? i have so much weed left?
Dan: No, No, No,.and No, i cant be justified for a 5th.
Joe: Ok fine, well im justifying it by justifying it.
Dan: OK, good enough, pack the 5th.
(charles FINALLY arrives)
Joe:Charles is here! lets smoke a bowl! (justified bowl#6)
Charles: hey can we pack one more, ive only smoked one bowl so far tonight.
Joe:He justified it!!! lets do our 7th! (justified bowl #7)
Charles: SEVENTH????

by bobbbbby January 11, 2008