Australian Roulette

Russian Roullete, but instead of putting the gun to your head, you put it up your ass.

“Bro, do you want to play Australian Roulette”
“No bro, I’m not gay.”

by Ksceusbsnakz November 8, 2018

The Australian Way

Setting low targets, then taking credit for meeting and beating them in a canter off the back of the effort of others

We will meet and beat our emissions targets, it's the Australian way (lol)

by D. Bear October 27, 2021

Australian Ponytail

Another term for a bush. Ponytail down under.

“Wow she has a bush!”
“That’s her Australian Ponytail”

by Ms mama February 24, 2025

Australian Mosh Pit

The act of getting a large group of people, taping yourselves to the ceiling in such a way where everyone is force-fucking each other for an hour straight. Afterward, everyone must let a spider crawl on their cock.

Person 1: Hey, I got like 50 people over here, wanna join in on our "experiments"?
Chad Person 2: No thanks, I don't want to do the Australian Mosh Pit.
Person 1: How'd you know?
Chad Person 2: Because you're a virgin and I'm a chad.

by TylerTheShiteater January 21, 2022

Australian Airstrike

When you go into a public toilet stall and press against both walls, then shimmy upwards towards the roof and try and shit in the toilet from above.

I just pulled an Australian Airstrike on that toilet. It made the biggest splash.

by Justpulledavinnie May 29, 2022

Australian Sandwich

A sexual act in which a person smears vegemite between a woman's vaginal flaps and proceeds to lick it clean while preforming cunnilingus.

"My woman is into some weird stuff?"
"Like what?"
"She wanted me to eat her Australian sandwich!"

by Keons Sacarver September 13, 2020

Australian Hot-pocket

The act of intercourse where two partners sit vertically together with their anuses stuck together. One proceeds to defecate and both pass it back and forth

“Oh hell no! David did the Australian hot-pocket with his girl!”

by T.Rizzy June 30, 2025