social zombie

someone who goes out, follows the crowd but is living in there head or too high to speak

damn john is such a social zombie, i see him every day and i barely know the guy

by andy2222 June 18, 2009

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zombie's kiss

Usually occurs after waking up or otherwise not in full control of your faculties.

A man sits on the toilet to take a crap but not paying enough attention allows his penis to hang low and touch the cold porcelain bowl.

This is a zombie's kiss.

"I got myself a nasty zombie's kiss this morning."

by Elijah Bone January 23, 2008

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Zombie Kiss

When you embrace your significant other with a silly, over-exaggerated bite then a quick peck on the cheek afterwards. Many males are compelled to do this to their girlfriends after viewing the Walking Dead or Dawn of the Dead.

"Hey man, you make the first move with her?"
"Yeah dude, totally zombie kissed her."

by The Krum February 2, 2012

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phone zombie

A person who simultaneously walks and looks down at their smartphone.

A phone zombie bumped into me on the street because he wasn't looking ahead.

by Robot28L May 9, 2018

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Drudge Zombie

1) Someone who bashes or blames Obama or Liberals in the comment section of a news article or on Youtube, even though the article or video has nothing to do with politics. The Drudge Zombie usually ends up posting a comment there because they followed a link on Drudge, but they never took the time to even read the article before commenting.

2) Someone who constantly bashes liberals, Obama, etc., and gets all their news from Drudge, while lacking any independent thought or reasoning, and contradicting conservative values.

Example;

"I blame Obama and Liberal for this mess in America."

"Dude, why did you post that comment? This is an article on why babies like to play with puppies! What are you a Drudge Zombie?"

by McNabb221 December 26, 2013

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