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Tuesday

when someone calls ‘tuesday’ on the weed it means they smoke after the person who lights it. Followed by wednesday, Thursday, etc.

if you reach Sunday you’re smoking with too many people
I got Tuesday on the blunt.

I got Wednesday.
by BronxSaint November 4, 2021
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Jack Nolan Tuesday

The Tuesday after Pancake Tuesday. Commemorates Jack Nolan getting to the #1 trending spot on Twitter in Ireland on the Tuesday following Pancake Tuesday 2020.
"What day is it?"

"It's Jack Nolan Tuesday, of course!"
by TY3 meme lord November 8, 2021
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Dogging Tuesday

Hey it’s dogging Tuesday, wanna celebrate?
by sardinen September 14, 2021
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Dogging Tuesday

To have relations in ones car on a Tuesday
Can't hang out tonight lads its Dogging Tuesday, the missus is warming up the car.
by Owen Joness September 14, 2021
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Tuesday, September 28th

the day to tell an entire discord server you’re homosexual
Tuesday, September 28th
random in a discord server: This is me coming out as gay and not bisexual

everyone else: ultimate support
by kool_girl September 28, 2021
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Dildo Disasster Tuesday

When you are having the average ol' day, and then the dildos strike in several questionable areas. Is known to trigger PTSD for the few who have experienced it. It is no joking matter.
Grandson: Hey pops, I hope you get better soon, after that incident you haven't been the same... Hey, can ya tell me about Dildo Disaster Tuesday? You mentioned it at some point and never told me anything about it.

Grandfather: No son, its Dildo DisASSter Tuesday. It was one of the worst days of my life, they came out of nowhere, they surrounded the house, and there were hundreds of them! I was just trying to sleep in the ol' bed and I was woken up by screaming, and out the window I saw it, people running away from flying dildos that had became sentient, and a giant one even walked! The giant one ran towards the door and broke it down, I even got out my shotgun, but it was too late, it got in, it smacked me and my wife, and soon enough son... we were fucked, and it was painful as Hell.

Nurse: He's acting crazy again! We need to sedate him!
by ThatDudeTwentyTwo October 12, 2021
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tuesdays

every Tuesday is show of your bestfriend(s) day :)
Person 1: *posts picture of bestfriend on story*
Person 2: aweee what was this for ?
Person 1: it’s Tuesdays ! It was time to show u off to everyone that ur my bestfriend :)
by littlemac_3 October 12, 2021
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